Chickenpants? That's what she said.

We've been watching a lot of The Office lately, so I guess it was only a matter of time before this happened:

Michael Scott Chickenpants, Regional Manager of Dunder Chicken Paper Company.
Aw, yeah.
Of course, there is also a Pam and a Jim...Dwight, alas is still on my desk.
Pam sports curly hair and a Re-Ment pencil:

Jim sports a slightly askew tie, as well as tall skinnyness.

Their pants are all made from suiting material, to give them a suitably office-y feel.
I think I'd better get back to work. I have a feeling Dwight Chickenpants is going to hold his tardiness against me. And probably try to have me fired.