Monday, February 8, 2010

It must be meme season!

There have been tags on Flickr. Sunshine awards (thank you Sweet Harper!)
And now, I've been tagged twice for the Kreativ Blogger award, so I guess it's time I actually did this. (Maybe for kreativ spelling?)
Both Teddy Started It and Acrylic and Steel tagged me. Thank you, ladies!
(Un)lucky for you, I've been reading memoirs lately, and feeling wordy.

So, here goes. Seven things you may not know about me:

1. I have a love/hate relationship with routines. On the one hand, I need them to function well. On the other hand, I hate them and they make me feel bored. As a result, I have half filled out calendars and to-do lists and post it notes all over the place.

2. Winter is really hard for me, as I tend to want to hibernate. No, seriously. I start sleeping like 12+ hours a day just to function. It's insane.

3. I talk about the pugs and bunny here all the time, but we also have a tortoise named Henry. He lives in the mister's office, so he doesn't wind up in photos too often. But he is in the new (soon to be released) Chickenpants short!
Road Hazards

4. I would really like to work on a low budget tv show, ala Mystery Science Theater.

5. I like the taste of licorice.

6. I don't eat meat, but I think the smell of barbecuing meat is divine.

7. I'd really like to make a comic book some day. But I'm afraid of the fabled 500 pages of pure drivel it takes to get decent. That's a lot of badness!


I'm doing a pretty poor job of following the rules lately, but here are the rules for the above meme:

Here are the Rules to Pay it Forward (If you want to participate):
1. Copy/paste the Kreativ Blogger Award picture onto your blog

2. Thank the person who awarded it to you and post a link to her/his blog

3. Write 7 things about yourself we might not know

4. Choose 7 other bloggers to award

5. Link to them

6. Notify your 7 bloggers of their awards

Passing the torch of memeness to these seven:
1.Art Tales
2.Cabin + Cub
3.Siansburys
4.The Curious Pug
5.Yummy Pancake
6.Art Kitten
7.Fluffy Flowers

Have a great Monday, everyone!

Friday, February 5, 2010

Inspiration Friday

Hey! Remember how I used to update this blog every day? Ha ha, good times. Well, not especially. But anyway! It's been a little bit of a crazy week. Instead of writing blog posts and scouring the internet for goodies (read: wasting time online), I've been packing up orders and working on custom Chickenpants. In other words, actually working.

Now, on to the fun stuff!

♛ Finslippy wrote the most amazing post about fear of putting yourself out there, ever. It just about brought a tear to my eye. In a good way.


Office Task No. 115: Cereal Server
Originally uploaded by Pocket Edward


I've been enjoying the antics of Pocket Edward on Flickr. The caption on this one reads "I spend half the morning just trying to get the bowl to the dispenser."

♕ Tina of the fabulous Hi Tree shared a story about rescuing baby hummingbirds If that doesn't make you smile, I don't know what will.

For those of you enjoy the geeky as I do, behold!

It's baby Link! And he's out of hearts AND Lon Lon milk!
Thank you, Geekologie.

And finally: finches playing guitar:

Anything is possible? Eh, sort of.

(Wow. That IS inspiring. I need to go take a nap or something.)

Have a great weekend, everyone!

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

New stuff round up!

It's been quite a week so far. Geez. Yesterday saw the release and near immediate sell out of the Regretsy 5 Chickenpants:

Pretty much what I dream of every day, actually. :)
Anyway, the original 5 may be gone, but I'm taking orders for similar Chickenpants made with Regretsy fabric. If the one you had your eye on is gone, no worries. I can make you a similar one. Like magic! Or, robots!

In other news, after an evening spent at Kinkos, I'm happy to announce that the Make a Bunny Head and Squid.RO zines are back in stock. Woo!

And in other, other news I've started to illustrate the Chickenpants:
Loretta Joan Chickenpants - the drawing
Douglas Chickenpants - the drawing
More about that later.
*Hopefully!* *If I rememeber!* *Comments might help me remember!*

Monday, February 1, 2010

Hamster Car...part two!

As promised, here's a brand new Hamster Car/Chickenpants video:

(And you can watch HamsterCar on YouTube, if you're so inclined.)

Friday, January 29, 2010

Inspiration Friday

We talk a lot about Chickenpants on this site. But check out this chicken track suit:

Clothing for chickens. REAL chickens. Insanity! Hilarious, hilarious insanity.


♕ I adore these resolution charts by The Small Object. I am a nut for charts and making things visible in general, so these are pretty much the cat's pajamas. Most amazing still, they're free to download!



candysprinkles3
Originally uploaded by studiolooflickr



I want this yarn. I want this yarn. I want this yarn!
It's by Studioloo, and it's called Candy Sprinkles. It could not be more perfect!


This post by Finslippy is hilarious. Also, short!



embroidery cheat sheet
Originally uploaded by Amy Cluck of Peptogirl Industries



I adore embroidering things, but I rarely remember this. That is, until something amazing like this cheat sheet by Peptogirl jogs my memory. Have you been to Amy's blog lately? It is, quite frankly, aces.

That's it for this week. Have a fantastic, weird weekend everyone!

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Avatar: the update

Remember a week ago, how I posted a post confessing my ignorance of the whole Avatar thing, figuring it was a movie adaptation of Avatar: the Last Airbender?
WELL OH MY GOSH PEOPLE!

It exists! There really is an Airbender movie!
Guess who picked up the...giant stick wielding bald headed kid and made a giant motion picture?
M. Night Shyamalan!

Two things to notice:
1. BLUE. Check out all the blue in that poster. See, mistaking one Avatar for the other is totally reasonable.
2. They dropped the Avatar part of the name. The first part of the name, also arguably the main part of the name. (It's not like it would be any more confusing to have two Avatar movies running around. Just think of all the movie titles last year that involved "9". No, wait, that is totally confusing.)

Right. So this movie = totally my idea. Please send checks here: Absolutely Small, 1 Big Head Lane, Shamelessville, CA. Attn: Tiara Buying Division.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Topanga's Picks of the Week

Hello, humans. This is Topanga. Boss has hired me to help out with the merchandising around here. She is paying me handsomely in clementines and dog treats*. Mmmm, clementines.
So every week, I'm going to pick out a few things from the studio and share them with you. Then, I'm going to mark those few down. But just for the week. You know, like a sale. More sales, more treats. That's what she said. So, buy stuff, people.
Le sigh.
You can help feed this starving pug. (Me, not Buster.)
Here we go:

Those are my picks of the week. Prices good from now 'till next Wednesday (Feb. the 3rd).
I'm going with a dog theme this week.
Let's start with this painting of a handsome fellow:

Isn't he a bit of eye candy? He was $40, but I clawed him down to $35.

Pick #2 is a plush dog named Joanie:

She's pretty. But I've got the pretty dog thing well covered in this house, so I'd like her to move on. Another $5 discount! Now she's only $30. Ha!

#3 is a much smaller dog painting - Underpants Thief:

It measures 4x4. Not that I can relate to stealing human underpants or anything. It used to be $25, now it's $21.50. Come to me, clementines...

Finally, one more plush dog for the road. Molly:

Again - was $35, now she's $30.
Remember, every thing you buy earns me more Clementines. *pug manipulation stare activated!*

You can get a better look at all of them here, in the new Topanga Picks section of the shop.

Come back next week, and I'll have some more picks. Probably not dog themed ones. Viva la...something else!

**UPDATE!** Boss has announced that if any of these things sell this week, she will film me eating said Clementines & post it here. Stay tuned!

Monday, January 25, 2010

Does Renewing on Etsy Work? An Experiment.

It used to be that you could renew an item on Etsy and receive a bunch of views. Then they changed some things around in the caching process and Etsy got a lot more crowded. Maybe evil elves got involved. I don't know. Point is, views received from renewing went down. Way down. Does renewing still work? I had to find out.

First up, a little explanation. I am not a techie. Nor a great Etsy seller of astounding greatness and sales magnitude. Technical explanations tend to wash right over me like water off a duck that has been rolling in an oil slick on roller skates.
So. Not a techie, not an expert. Moving on.

Now, the parameters.
I decided I would renew, list something new, or relist totalling 10 times a day for 30 days.
- Why 10 times? Because it's a nice round number and easy to keep track of. Also, it seemed like a LOT. (I tend to list/relist/renew only once-four times a day normally.)
- Why 30 days? Because things take time.
- What defines the success of renewing? Ultimately, sales. Views and hearts are nice, but unless they lead to sales they're meaningless.

As you know, every time you renew something, it costs .20 US. It's really not much...unless you do it a lot. By comparison, a Showcase spot will run you $7/$15 a day. (In my experience, I've never got more than a handful of hearts and 50 views from doing that. No sales. Not great.)

I began on 12/28/09.
Here were my starting statistics:
On 12/28/09-
Total Sales: 261
Items in Shop: 245
Shop hearts 12/28: 1220
*GA Unique Visitors: 990
*Visits: 2,171
*Pageviews: 6,504
*Pages/visit: 3.00
Twitter followers: 3338
Fanpage: 168
Blog followers: 140

*These stats are for the past 24 days, to keep things matched up.

I was also featured in one Gift Guide. The item hasn't sold, and it had been there for awhile.

Traffic sources according to Google Analytics (top 5):
Direct (Etsy): 676
Google: 404
Twitter: 277
Craftlandshow.com: 163
craftleftovers.com: 109


Field Notes:
12/29 - Listing/renewing 10 items a day is hard! Low views on the listings that don't make it onto Twitter. (I use TwitterFeed to automatically send one listing to Twitter every 12 hours.) I'm scared this won't work, but Dan encourages me to stick with it. Maybe there will be a cumulative effect.

12/30- Featured in a Chicken treasury. And then a Star Trek treasury later the same day. This after not being in any treasuries for months.

1/1 - Sold 6 items to a returning customer. Sweet!!

1/2 - Another sale, this time a Squid.ro (generally slow selling, just relisted 12/31.) Also in another treasury.

1/3 Another sale! Another new person.

1/4 - My South Bay hoodie guy gets featured in a Squidoo lens by someone I've never met before. Recently renewed items sometimes get new hearts. (Thanks, Statsy.org!) Older items do too, of course, but at a much slower rate.

1/5- Here comes a hiccup. I got word from the lovely lady of Regretsy that the pillows I made for the book were going to be featured on the site the next day. Listed 6 extra listings today for the Regretsy pillows, in anticipation of the article tomorrow.
STATS: 271 sales, 1251 shop hearts at end of day 1/5.

1/6- Regretsy article posted. 278 sales, 1268 shop hearts at end of the day.

1/7- Featured in a treasury...the item featured was just renewed, but it was also tweeted, and the treasury was made by a twitter person.
Also featured in another treasury about monsters. So 2 treasuries.The item in question was renewed 12/31.
ALSO: Made it onto the Etsy front page...with a Blythe hooded capelet, which was renewed 1/4...it was in a special Etsy made treasury.
ALSO, ALSO: My spreadsheets were featured in the Etsy Success email, huge traffic boost to my blog. And also my shop apparently. Lots of new hearts, but so far no direct sales (yet!). The image they used in the email was one of my dogs...which was renewed on 1/6.

So holy cow, did this experiment ever have some one stick their finger in the petri dish. Two amazing things happened, two days in a row. (And they had absolutely nothing to do with renewing.)

1/8- Small feature on an etsy blog that was new to me. Nice.

1/11-1/17- Sales slow to a crawl. Only 2 sales all week. 1 to a new person, 1 to an existing client.

1/18- Sold 2 items to a family member who I had just seen.

1/19- Sold 2 items...2 vintage items which were on the verge of expiring.

1/20- Honestly, not much has happened since the Regretsy/Etsy Finds email week. Renewing/listing 10x a day is a chore. I feel like I'm chained to the computer, as I need to renewed something basically every hour. Which means I have to stop whatever I'm doing, come back over here, and renew. And likely get distracted by something or other. And at 1 item every hour, I am totally chained to the computer ALL DAY. My productivity is way down. My internet shopping is way up. My Twittering is way down. (As are the hits coming in from it.) I am really not sure that this is working, and I am terrified to look at the bill. EXPERIMENT OVER! EXPERIMENT OVER!

TOTAL DAYS OF EXPERIMENT: 24. So close!

On 1/20/10-
Total Sales: 290
Items in Shop: 268
Shop hearts 1/20: 1380
GA Visitors: 2,084
Visits: 7,639
Pageviews: 26,409
Pages/visit: 3.46
Twitter followers: 3,529
Fanpage: 206
Blog followers: 258

Traffic sources (top 5):
Regretsy.com - 2,379
(direct) - 1,356
bronto (etsy success email) - 1,040
google - 662
twitter - 400

Sales not definitely from Regretsy/Etsy finds/other known source: 8
Now let's look at some charts.
Here's the view of the month o' renewing. The blue line represents this month's traffic, the green line shows last month's. Click on the images to actually be able to read them.



And here's looking at an entire year:


Does renewing work to increase sales?
For the first 9 days, it really seemed to. I was in treasuries! Sales from new people! After that (taking away the Regretsy/Etsy Finds days of debacle), things seemed to fall off entirely. This month wound up being far from average. Even if you take away the Regretsy & Etsy Finds numbers, views went up a little. Was this due to Twitter, blog posts, or other normal marketing efforts? It's very possible. I do those things every day, and have been for a long time. Looking at my Google Analytics data for the past year, I can see views very, very slowly picking up. If I squint.
Interestingly, views coming in from Google itself went up by about 200. That's got to be directly related to renewing. Over time (more time than a month!), that could really be something.
Bottom line: If your goal is to get into treasuries, then renewing works. Then again, so does hanging out in the forums and joining treasury teams. If your goal is increased sales...renewing constantly may help a little. But it's going to cost you.
I listed/renewed a total of 212 times. (That's $42.40. Uh, ouch.) (Listings: 55. Renews: 157)
Honestly, you can get better views on your items if you promote them yourself. You'd be better off spending your time and money developing a solid social network and marketing. Renewing alone is likely to be a disappointment.

Renewing frequently as a short term marketing blitz might still be a nice injection of views and energy to your shop, however. Think of it as running an ad- seeing the same ad over and over and over again makes you block it out, if not actively hate it. On the other hand, a cleverly crafted ad run once in awhile for short bursts can make you pay attention.

If you decide you want to try your own renewing rampage, go for it! And let me know how it works for you.

Best wishes for you and your Etsy shop!

New Absolutely Small Goodies

It's Monday! Which means I get to foist my latest creations upon your unwilling eyes. Mwah ha ha ha ha!
I think you'll get a kick out of what I have to share this week, though:

Pets! On leashes! For Chickenpants, Blythes, G.I. Joes, Barbies, and action figures of all ilks. The idea of Chickenpants befriending tiny creatures as pets is one that I've been toying with for awhile. What sort of creature is tiny enough for a Chickenpants to befriend, you ask?
Frogs, for one:

Tiny chenille chicks:
Is this politically correct? Do chickens even have political correctness?


Ladybugs:


Tiny dinosaurs:


And one truly inexplicable character:


They're all in the shop, and they're all just $1.50 each. Shipping on them is FREE with any other purchase. Ka-ching!

Finally, something that is not on a leash. Snuggies: they're not just for Humans, Dogs, Blythes and Chickenpants anymore.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Inspiration Friday

Let's start this Inspiration Friday off right with some eye candy:

Macarons
Originally uploaded by Tinymeat™


I could really go for some crazy colored macarons right now.

This video is called "Girls are bad at sound effects", but I think it's pretty awesome:

Pew pew pew pew!

Speaking of...sounds behold this comic of a chick doing impressions...

of other chickens.

Today, in the I WANT THIS category:

Pretty hairpins by DawnWillBreak.

I can't get over how beautiful this rooster is:

Chicken Crossing The Road
Originally uploaded by Bob Jagendorf


Click on it! You've got to see it big.

That's it for today. Have a great weekend, everyone!
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