Me: "Edward Norton as the Hulk? But he's a slimy little weasel! He's too little to be the Hulk!"
Him: "But the Hulk on the tv series was a smallish guy. That's the point."
Me: "Are you saying you like Edward Norton?"
Him: "I don't bear him any ill-will. And he was in something where he was good. What was that?"
Me: "The Slimy Little Weasel Variety Hour. He was awesome in that."
Him: "OK, I'm IMDB-ing it."