Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Tutorial: How to make a rock and roll scar

It's easy! Just follow these steps:
1. Get a blackout.
2. Get little brother to bring over two guitars and a ukelele.
3. Strum uselessly for awhile.
4. Decide that you are cold, blackouts are stupid, and you want to watch tv instead.
5. Run to car in the seriously poring rain, carry a maximum of items, almost drop all of them.
6. Discover that guitar does not fit easily on lap. Wrestle with it to get door closed.
7. Manage to hit husband (TIP: To be more rock and roll, use the terms old man, or old lady if it is your wife) over the head with guitar.
8. Do some confused yelling.
9. Shut car door- everything is now quite damp.
10. Bleed profusely.
And there you have it, in just 10 easy steps!

1 comment:

stinkybomb said...

very funny rules to live by

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