Wii: Have you seen Alex lately? He hasn't logged on in awhile.
Me: Well, he's been busy.
Wii: Have you noticed any changes in Dan's posture?
Me: Um, no. Should I have?
Wii: Changes are so exciting, don't you think? Maybe you should pay closer attention to Dan.
Me: What exactly are you trying to say?
Wii: On a related note, eye-contact is very important in the human-dog relationship.
Me: Seriously, what?
Wii: Hold still, I'm going to scan you.